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I haven't updated this thing in awhile, so I decided to just jot down a few random thoughts I've had recently. *ahem*

-If I ever start a band, I'm going to call it "Unknown Artist". Our first hit single is going to be "Track 01".

-Blue is now a flavor as much as it is a color. Consider this: There are no naturally blue foods. And don't say blueberries, blueberries are purple. Why're they called blueberries? Don't ask me. Anywho...there's a LOT of blue candy and stuff. Most common is "Blue Raspberry". If you've tried something flavored like this, you know it tastes very little like raspberries. Ergo, it tastes like blue.

-On that note, why is Blue Raspberry a flavor? Why not, oh, say, green pineapple, or orange watermelon, or perhaps purple orange? They make just as much sense as blue raspberries. The world may never know.

-Why in the nine hells do some McDonalds locations sell regular cheeseburgers for more than double cheeseburgers? I can think of no logical reason. Seriously.

-It doesn't matter how old you are. It's okay to get exited when the bank teller gives you a lollipop.

-On that note, you're never too old to ASK the bank teller for a lollipop.

-Here's a really bad joke. What do you call an overweight monk who reads Nietzsche? A deep fat friar.

-When you get into a state of teary-eyed nostalgia when reminicing about videogames, you know you're a nerd.

-My keyboard is really dusty. Time to break out the canned air. Or possibly get a new keyboard.

-When life gets you down, there's always humorous lists of things on the internet.

-I actually enjoy grocery shopping. Is that strange? Probobly. And come on...three bucks for two twelve-packs of instant ramen? Damn great deal, that.

-I don't have bad dreams nowadays. Mostly I just have really surreal ones. I can't remember the last time I had a dream that wasn't completly bizzare in some way or another. Maybe some day I'll tell the story of the dream I had that involved a giant bagel slicer.

-I really like bagels.

-I'm running out of random thoughts, so now I'm going to make up some words. Bloopish mookrod gleeko bleenzy dizlyduk shagawoona bapaponom dixomogger hidozigger kawingsa buglabuglaboh sheezy-feezy.

-What, you're still reading this? Go find something more interesting to do, please. For both our sakes.

Well, that's all for now. Expect more as they come to me...if I feel like it.

Hopefully, my next entry will be something more meaningful. TTFN.